I cant let these holidays pass without mentioning these. Theyre laced with ho-ho-hos all around and sport the picture of your favorite fat guy on the vamp, tastefully surrounded by holly leaves. Oh, theres also an acrylic heel with red and white tassels, for your full holiday enjoyment. It can all be yours for $5333% off at Nordstroms. But my suggestion is to skip them altogether. I doubt that even Santa would approve of this tacky footwearleave it for the elves, dear!